The Couples' Interview

A fun thing to kill time and boredom - an interview for characters to ask eachother! First up, Kitai is interviewing Yoko!


1) If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?
2) Would you like to have more relationships in the same time?
3) If you were a bird or an animal what would you like to be?
4) Do you like love games like master – slave, doctor – patient, teacher – student?
5) Which is the song you can associate with my image?
6) We are at a party and you see a nice girl but you don’t have the opportunity to talk to her. What do you do to make her aware that you like her, without hurting me?
7) You meet by chance a girl friend of mine at the disco. She is very happy and she is flirting with you. What are you doing?
I discovered you telling a lie to me. How do you react?
9) We are together at night, in the mountains, in a remote forest house. Will you wear pajamas?
10) Would you like to perform a strip-tease number for me?
11) You are alone in my house. What will you do?
12) What would you cook for me?
13) Would you like to tattoo my skin for you?
14) Would you like me to wear all the time mini skirt or to have a generous neck opening?
15) What would you like to change about myself?
16) When will you declare your eternal love for me?
17) What should I have to love me forever?
18) Do you have the patience to come with me when I’m buying a dress?
19) Can you make friends easily?
20) How can you describe yourself in a sentence?
21) Would you like to spend a night with me in the forest?
22) What would you do if a bear came up to you and we were together in the forest?
23) How can you imagine that forest with bears and a girl who needs your help?
24) What flowers would you like to offer me?
25) If you saw a field full of flowers would you pick a lot of them for me?
26) What would you do if we are on the beach and a lot of other girls are there top less and they are friendly with you?
27) What kind of horses would you like riding?
28) Which is your favorite childhood hero?
29) Do you like to describe what you see in the clouds?
30) Would you like to write an adventure novel about us?
31) Do you tell your friends what we are doing together?
32) Would you like to build a sand castle with me on the beach?
33) Would you like to have a bath with me with pink and yellow rose petals?
34) Would you like to have a glass of champagne with me?
35) Would you like to make love to me on the carpet, in front of a fireplace?
36) Would you like to be able to repair my computer?
37) Can you tell me in a few seconds what is a brick useful for?
38) Would you like to be together characters in a SF movie?
39) Would you like to spend our honeymoon on a remote island?
40) Can you find easily 10 words rhyming with pencil?
41) Are you able to explain what have I dreamt last night?
42) Do you consider yourself a happy person because you’ve met me?
43) Do you like answering questions to kids?
44) Would you like to imagine that I am a black panther and you are a poor hunter?
45) Would you like to give me my breakfast in bed?
46) Can you imagine making love to me and eating strawberries and grapes?
47) Will you feed me with them?
48) What would you do if you were Robinson Crusoe?
49) What kind of music would you like to listen to with me?
50) Do you think that we have met before, in another life?

Just for fun and because of insomnia - Quill to Birch interview!

1) If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?
-erm...a triangle?

2) Would you like to have more relationships in the same time?
-No, no, no, no *flinches*

3) If you were a bird or an animal what would you like to be?
-I'm already a tiger. If I was a bird I'd want to be a dove

4) Do you like love games like master – slave, doctor – patient, teacher – student?
-I think we've done all of those. master - slave especially. Do you like them?

5) Which is the song you can associate with my image?
-Riot Girl - Green Day

6) We are at a party and you see a nice girl but you don’t have the opportunity to talk to her. What do you do to make her aware that you like her, without hurting me?
-define 'like'...I like Kitai, but I don't think that friendship hurts you. You're the only one for me

7) You meet by chance a girl friend of mine at the disco. She is very happy and she is flirting with you. What are you doing?
-Ask her if she's drunk. Friend of yours or not, I'd hate to watch her get ripped apart by you

8)Cool I discovered you telling a lie to me. How do you react?
-Beg for forgiveness, probably on my knees

9) We are together at night, in the mountains, in a remote forest house. Will you wear pajamas?
-What exactly would we need pajamas for? *eyebrow wiggle*

10) Would you like to perform a strip-tease number for me?
-*strips*

11) You are alone in my house. What will you do?
-Probably get it ready for an awesome night

12) What would you cook for me?
-The best I can do is stick a piece of meat on a stick over a fire

13) Would you like to tattoo my skin for you?
-You don't need to do anything for me

14) Would you like me to wear all the time mini skirt or to have a generous neck opening?
-mmmm, wear a miniskirt. I'm a legs person

15) What would you like to change about myself?
-Could I top once and a while?

16) When will you declare your eternal love for me?
-Already done that

17) What should I have to love me forever?
-who wrote this interview? I can't decipher this question

18) Do you have the patience to come with me when I’m buying a dress?
-Depends, how short is the skirt?

19) Can you make friends easily?
-Pretty much

20) How can you describe yourself in a sentence?
-I'm all yours

21) Would you like to spend a night with me in the forest?
-I believe this was already addressed

22) What would you do if a bear came up to you and we were together in the forest?
-Though you can defend yourself, I would place myself between you and it. Maybe get wounded for some sympathy

23) How can you imagine that forest with bears and a girl who needs your help?
-these questions ask the same things all over again

24) What flowers would you like to offer me?
You hate flowers

25) If you saw a field full of flowers would you pick a lot of them for me?
No, you hate them

26) What would you do if we are on the beach and a lot of other girls are there top less and they are friendly with you?
Like I said, I'm a legs person. If the shirtless girls want to make friendly, it's you they should watch out for

27) What kind of horses would you like riding?
Draft horses

28) Which is your favorite childhood hero?
-...spiderman?

29) Do you like to describe what you see in the clouds?
All the time

30) Would you like to write an adventure novel about us?
Our life is an adventure, that book would go in nonfiction

31) Do you tell your friends what we are doing together?
If they have ears, they don't need to be told

32) Would you like to build a sand castle with me on the beach?
Only if it involves sex on the beach....not the drink

33) Would you like to have a bath with me with pink and yellow rose petals?
You hate flowers, but that sounds sexy

34) Would you like to have a glass of champagne with me?
Why of course

35) Would you like to make love to me on the carpet, in front of a fireplace?
Let's go for on the carpet in front of the fireplace

36) Would you like to be able to repair my computer?
Hit it a couple times, it works for me

37) Can you tell me in a few seconds what is a brick useful for?
I just envisioned throwing it at a zombie's head

38) Would you like to be together characters in a SF movie?
Let's see, SciFi heroines usually wear skimpy outfits, right?

39) Would you like to spend our honeymoon on a remote island?
Sounds great

40) Can you find easily 10 words rhyming with pencil?
stencil....I'm stuck

41) Are you able to explain what have I dreamt last night?
You dreamed about me, right?

42) Do you consider yourself a happy person because you’ve met me?
I'm all the better because of you

43) Do you like answering questions to kids?
Aodan, yes. But Runi asks the most awkward questions

44) Would you like to imagine that I am a black panther and you are a poor hunter?
This is nearly true. You hunt better than me

45) Would you like to give me my breakfast in bed?
*envisions kinky situation with pancakes and lots of syrup*

46) Can you imagine making love to me and eating strawberries and grapes?
Where'd you put that fruit?

47) Will you feed me with them?
This brings back some memories from when you were pregnant

48) What would you do if you were Robinson Crusoe?
grow a beard

49) What kind of music would you like to listen to with me?
Acoustic stuff. gentle background music

50) Do you think that we have met before, in another life?
Who knows?

YOKO! Get your tight ass over here and answer a bunch of random questions!
Yoko: It's not that tight. TT^TT

1) If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?
~Circle

2) Would you like to have more relationships in the same time?
~I consider myself lucky to be in one relationship

3) If you were a bird or an animal what would you like to be?
~Anything bigger than a fennec. It's sorta fun having people tell me I'm cute all the time, but it has its disadvantages.

4) Do you like love games like master – slave, doctor – patient, teacher – student?
~Depends. Am I the master or the slave? :3

5) Which is the song you can associate with my image?
~Give You My All by Eyes Set to Kill

6) We are at a party and you see a nice girl but you don’t have the opportunity to talk to her. What do you do to make her aware that you like her, without hurting me?
~I don't understand what you mean by, 'liking another girl'.

7) You meet by chance a girl friend of mine at the disco. She is very happy and she is flirting with you. What are you doing?
~First off, someone probably would've had to drag me to a disco. Second, I would more than likely be totally oblivious. I give blondes their dumbbutt reputation.

I discovered you telling a lie to me. How do you react?
~Me? Lie? What kind of parallel universe is this?

9) We are together at night, in the mountains, in a remote forest house. Will you wear pajamas?
~Depends. I don't think we'd be getting it on too much if you were say...9 months pregnant. Too many pillows involved.

10) Would you like to perform a strip-tease number for me?
~If you promise not to laugh.

11) You are alone in my house. What will you do?
~If you're not in the house...trying really hard not to start going through your stuff.

12) What would you cook for me?
~I could try...but I'd rather not poison you with my lack of cooking knowledge.

13) Would you like to tattoo my skin for you?
~.......What?

14) Would you like me to wear all the time mini skirt or to have a generous neck opening?
~Can't I have both? *pouts* ...No? Awww....Mini skirt then.

15) What would you like to change about myself?
~Your belly shirt attracts other men. Nuff said. >.>

16) When will you declare your eternal love for me?
~I think we just did that, sans the word 'eternal'.

17) What should I have to love me forever?
~...Meh?

18) Do you have the patience to come with me when I’m buying a dress?
~I have the patience of a saint for most things.

19) Can you make friends easily?
~Very. It annoys Akaelin all the time.

20) How can you describe yourself in a sentence?
~If you jump, I'll break your fall.
Yoko: Hey... This is my interview.
Me: Shut up, I'm answering this question. Besides it fits.
Yoko: Meh...<.<

21) Would you like to spend a night with me in the forest?
~We've already done that too. Though I must say, I would prefer a bed to the ground.

22) What would you do if a bear came up to you and we were together in the forest?
~You mean like...attacking us? That wouldn't be very good, I'd have to hurt it.

23) How can you imagine that forest with bears and a girl who needs your help?
~...What am I picturing? ...Is this a trick question?

24) What flowers would you like to offer me?
~I don't really know what kind you like, but probably ruffled tulips. ...It's the only kind of flower I know save for roses and daises. ^^

25) If you saw a field full of flowers would you pick a lot of them for me?
~If you didn't totally hate flowers.

26) What would you do if we are on the beach and a lot of other girls are there top less and they are friendly with you?
~What other girls? Really, you in a swimsuit (one piece or two) I doubt I'd take my eyes off you.

27) What kind of horses would you like riding?
~Hanoverian or Quarter.

28) Which is your favorite childhood hero?
~The guy who screams 'My Leg!' on Spongebob.

29) Do you like to describe what you see in the clouds?
~All the time.

30) Would you like to write an adventure novel about us?
~No. Incase you haven't noticed, I'm not that great with words.

31) Do you tell your friends what we are doing together?
~I don't really think I'd have a need to.

32) Would you like to build a sand castle with me on the beach?
~Seriously? I love sandcastles *still has yet to get rid of his inner child XD*

33) Would you like to have a bath with me with pink and yellow rose petals?
~Mmmm.... That can be the aftermath of me covering you in hot fudge and...well, you know.

34) Would you like to have a glass of champagne with me?
~That was random. Sure.

35) Would you like to make love to me on the carpet, in front of a fireplace?
~Why wouldn't I?

36) Would you like to be able to repair my computer?
~I'd probably break it more. I'm picturing it englufed in flames.

37) Can you tell me in a few seconds what is a brick useful for?
~Clubbing Hel in the face. She has a habit of bringing out my violent side.

38) Would you like to be together characters in a SF movie?
~SF? Like Salad Fingers? No, not really. Everyone always dies.

39) Would you like to spend our honeymoon on a remote island?
~That sounds nice, but anywhere would be good as long as well...I'm alive and whatnot.

40) Can you find easily 10 words rhyming with pencil?
~Bensel, gensel, hensel, essential, stencel, stencil, tensile, vensel, wensel and utensil. ...I only know because I've been asked that question before.

41) Are you able to explain what have I dreamt last night?
~No, because you didn't tell me. I'm assuming it was a bad dream though.

42) Do you consider yourself a happy person because you’ve met me?
~If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be sane. Either that or dead. So yes. I consider myself far beyond happy.

43) Do you like answering questions to kids?
~All except 'where do babies come from'.

44) Would you like to imagine that I am a black panther and you are a poor hunter?
~This is easily imagined, seeing as how wolves actually hunt, and fennecs just eat berries.

45) Would you like to give me my breakfast in bed?
~As long as I didn't spill it on the way. *is sorry is not more sexually imaginative*

46) Can you imagine making love to me and eating strawberries and grapes?
~After your last mention of strawberry cravings, yes.

47) Will you feed me with them?
~What? Eat them with you, or feed them to you? Either way yes, though the feeding part sounds more fun.

48) What would you do if you were Robinson Crusoe?
~Who?

49) What kind of music would you like to listen to with me?
~My musical tastes lean more towards my creators, which is really off the fritz. ...Dmitri Shostakovich?

50) Do you think that we have met before, in another life?
~I don't believe in reincarnation.