ComeParadise69: What's wrong with Yoko? He's.......ummm.............

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iHeartSnugglemuffin: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Snugglemuffin!!!! *glomps Akaelin*

FluffyBunny: Oh great. Hey Seff? Can you think of anything good about Yoko?

iHeartSnugglemuffin: I can think of lots!! He's cute and cuddly just like a teddy bear! I wanna take him home put him on my bed and call him Mr. Biggles.

DefyingGravity: ...Umm.............thanks?

ClosetHippie: I'm not saying there's anything wrong with him, but sleeping with one of your closest friends is just kinda.....

TheKABOOM: Like sleeping with your cousin?

ClosetHippie: Birch isn't blood-related to us at all

WigerChew-Toy: Damn straight! I wouldn't want to have any messed-up incest kid

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GeneticRepo: There's nothing biologicly wrong with incest, really. It's just morally wrong. Enthea's father was also her grandfather and she turned out alright. ...kinda.

DefyingGravity: How did you know Birch said that? You just logged in.

GeneticRepo: Seff told me through pm. ^^

ComeParadise69: How do you know you won't like it until you try, Kitai?

GeneticRepo: And by the way Birch, since you are Quill are actually related (even if it isn't by blood) by definition, it's still incest.

iHeartSnugglemuffin: And anyways, you're only familiar with the insane, schizophrenic Yoko, not the medicated one. For all you know, he could be a wife beater!

DefyingGrafity: I no wife beater. TT_TT

WigerChew-Toy: But it's third cousins by marriage! There's a difference between sharing genes and not sharing genes. Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool for a while can cause some serious problems.

ClosetHippie: Fine, but it's not like we can do it now anyway. I doubt Hel would just let you borrow me for a night to do that and return me the next day.

GeneticRepo: After a good while, duh.

FluffyBunny: Okay, since this is more and more likely going to happen, I’m putting my foot down. No sex for Yoko!

DefyingGravity: Well someone’s cranky.

FluffyBunny: Hello? I can barely stand the sight of Kitais face, let alone any other part of her.

IHeartSnugglemuffin: You could always rape her. Yoko would feel like crap, Kitai would be embarrassed and ashamed, but they’d both get laid. It’s a win win situation for all!

FluffyBunny: Hmm… I guess there is that…

((I actually had that thought when Rabbit captured Kitai on the old board.))

ClosetHippie: FML

((Well we are redoing things. XD))

DefyingGravity: That's not fair! If I'm getting laid, I don't want to sit back and watch while Rabbit does everything.

FluffyBunny: *is busy hatching rape plan*

ClosetHippie: *hides in corner*

SmexGoddess11: Don't worry, I'll protect you! .........if I'm not occupied fighting Krigon or someone that is.

FluffyBunny: Oh I'll make sure you're very busy...

((sorry, i was just about to post in the actual thing but then I had to leave to play at commencement ))

SmexGoddess11: What? Are you going to wait until me and Akaelin are gettin it on and then attack?

FluffyBunny: Psh. I'm not waiting.

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ComeParadise69: Me thinks Kitai should run now...

DefyingGravity: Crap! No! Bad Rabbit!

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iHeartSnugglemuffin: Ooooo...a threesom.

ClosetHippie: SHIT!

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TheKABOOM: I just heard a thud, I think she's hiding in the space between the wall and the back of the house again

Spear-Of-Paloma: Thankfully we don't have any problems with pairings yet, I'm too old for you

RhubarbQuill: I wouldn't underestimate those creators. Besides, I'm of legal age if we were to actually do anything.........

Spear-Of-Paloma: err................

RhubarbQuill: By the way Kitai, thanks for the icon of me!

ComeParadise69: That thud could always be Rabbit raping her you know.

iHeartSnugglemuffin: Would it be considered a threesome?

GeneticRepo: Hold, on, I'll let Kieran use my username to clarify.

Genetic Repo: Crap. I forgot, he can't read or write. Hold on, let me ask him.

ComeParadise69: o0

GeneticRepo: He says that no, it isn't considered a threesome because because there's only two people physically having sex.

iHeartSnugglemuffin: Ask him how many people he's had sex with at once!!!

ComeParadise69: Please don't...

GeneticRepo: He says 4. Any more and it's just considered an orgy.

iHeartSnugglemuffin: Ask him if he's ever been in an orgy!!!!!!

GeneticRepo: He says yes.

iHeartSnugglemuffin: Now ask him if I can bear his children!

TheKABOOM: Pretty sure there would be screaming if it was him.

WigerChew-Toy: did you know that in this one dictionary I found an orgy was defined as three or more people sitting together with their socks off?

ComeParadise69: I didn't know that Birch was smart enough to pick up a dictionary, let alone read it.

GeneticRepo: XD

WigerChew-Toy: Hey! i'm a lot smarter than you people give me credit for!

TheKABOOM: He looked at that dictionary because I told him it was in there

iHeartSnugglemuffin: Does Jan have a dictionary?

GeneticRepo: Do you need one? I have ones in german, latin, english, sign language, spanish, french....

GeneticRepo: ...I really should teach Kieran how to read...

ComeParadise69: You've been up there for how long with him, I'm surprised you haven't already.

GeneticRepo: I get distracted easily...

TheKABOOM: That much is obvious. Or......were you getting distracted doing something else with him?

WigerChew-Toy: Speaking of, I think I hear something else. Maybe Rabbit is trying to get at Kitai. Think we should help her?

TheKABOOM: nah

GeneticRepo: I'm not gay!

iHeartSnugglemuffin: Yeah, but Kierans been known to turn straight, mated men gay.

GeneticRepo: How?

iHeartSnugglemuffin: Have you seen him? He's fuckin' hot! ...To me at least.

ComeParadise69: Jeez Seff, don't have an orgasm.

iHeartSnugglemuffin: Too late. Seriously, I could spaz just from looking at him. Too bad he always wears that hood....

WigerChew-Toy: Apparently there's a lot of people around here that you think are hot

SmexGoddess11: Don't touch Akaelin though

TheKABOOM: Poor Kieran

iHeartSnugglemuffin: Awww.... Now I wanna rape him even more... And I don't think he's hot, just rapeable. And Yokos not hot, he's cute and cuddly like a teddy bear!

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ComeParadise69: Okay, she can't be coming over here right now.

GeneticRepo: She's probably *coughhopefully* just logging out to scare you and piss of Nathifa.

GeneticRepo: Yeah, I guess you could feel bad. But he gives great sex advice.

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ClosetHippie: Thank god my phone has internet

TheKABOOM: ...so?

ClosetHippie: I'm hiding between the wall and back of the fireplace, thank you very much

TheKABOOM: So that means I can drag you out of there and deliver you to Yoko

ClosetHippie: Just try it, I'll bite your fingers off

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WigerChew-Toy: Run Seff, run!

I edited my pre-lunch post btw

GeneticRepo: I have a cellphone, but reception sucks where I live.

ComeParadise69: I had a cellphone, until Yoko thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to the cuppy cake song. I couldn't figure out how to change it back, so I broke it.

GeneticRepo: Violent much?

ComeParadise69: Very much.

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FluffyBunny: So my phone might not have internet, but Yokos does. I'm standing in Kitais house right now. Any one know where she might be?

ComeParadise69: She's hiding between the wall and the back of the fireplace.

FluffyBunny: Thank you much.

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TheKABOOM: Hey! No rape in the house! Unless it's, you know, me raping Birch!